A vicar, an imam and a rabbit go into a hospital to donate blood, the vicar says I’m type A, the Imam says I’m type A+, the rabbit looks around and says I think I’m a typeO
Something to while away a few minutes.... https://archive.org/details/PetstvSeries2001Eps1-26PlusExtras/AmericanBeauty.mp4
A biker comes home after morning ride and asks his wife....where is my beer? Look the watch she said...there is no beer.
Well the thing is my drinking usually consists of a few pints in the pub on a Friday night and then the very odd drink at home. Recently me and the missus have been drinking either red wine or whiskey just about every night plus the odd bottle of black sheep.