I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!" "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!" I just found out that I'm color blind. The news came completely out of the green!
I was showing my doctor the nasty rash i've got on my bum today. He seemed a bit hesitant and uncomfortable and he didn't want to touch it. He just said "Make an appointment for next week" and carried on pushing his trolley round Asda ...