This made me laugh

I always wanted to tell jokes about couriers.

I'm still working on my delivery.

 

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of £100. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.

The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with £96. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads: "Dear God, Thank you for the £100. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office."

 

Our Herpes driver is the nicest guy you could wish for.
Always polite and always helpful.
Never had anything go missing or damaged.
Perhaps we are just lucky?

 

I've just come over all of a flutter at the thought of mounting our Herpes driver!

 

Would be funny if it wasn’t so true

 

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I initially thought they were laying face down...but thats their stomach!

 

Yup and there's only one of them! Hard to beleive I know

 

I didn't want to misgender, still not sure which it's supposed to be

 

“It” should work quite well

 

So long peasants!

 

If he wants to walk away they should strip him of all royal titles and tell him to get an effing job.

 

Next thing he’ll change his name to Harry Hewitt