This made me laugh

Ahh, thanks, @Vulpes, for doing my research for me on this one. Yep, 7:23am and I've learned yet another new thing on this forum.

 

Gotta love eBay.

 

Maybe this was the guy in the ER with the fidget spinner problem.

 

I wrong that read too.

 

Cor blimey, he is soooooo well hung!

 

Has anyone noticed the similarity between a maggot and this chaps exceedingly small Johnson?

Teeny Pecker




A maggot.

 

Oooh Cyborgbot, did we really need a close up

 

Sorry, maggots are pretty disgusting, and the embryonic pecker would be impossible to see without extreme magnification...

Edit: I so do hope it wasn’t a selfie by @Dawsy as the picture has generated such mirth at the victims expense!

I’m kind of wondering what his partner thought when they first got to see it?!?

Edit 2: Not being medically trained, could I ask a question? If that ‘inflated’ to regular size during intimate moments, would the engorgement of blood necessary to do so render him unconscious?

Just wondering the physics/biology of it...

 

On a T150 it would save about as much weight as having a piss

 

He could be a grower, not a show’er?

 

Same reason anyone looks at something repulsive - pure morbid fascination. And disbelief.

 

expanding his friend’s circle.

 

Or making Rudolph jealous...

 

I really wouldn’t want to have to ‘make up’ with Rudolf. Getting the ‘horn’ has a whole new meaning...

 

Not to mention little “James” now he’s all grown up...

 

I think the gentleman protests a little too strenuously!!!

 

Must be ALF...