This made me laugh

I shouldn’t mock, but when looking for a cheap bike for my growing lad, this really caught my eye...

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/362791155805

 

Luks a gud by but mylig is kwite hi

 

So that's HIS name what's HERS ?

 

by the look on the dogs face... “polishing the ports”

 

Don’t worry fella, I may look like a blockhead, but wasn’t going anywhere near that POS.

 

Buyer beware. When the runes run out, the magic will stop! Hard to replace without a full stage 3 enchantment upgrade/replacement.

These days, it’s nearly impossible to find the wizards with the necessary skills for that model bike.

 

In every relationship there's the occasional argument.




Nobody quite knows why women do that.