That looks like someone on one of those arcade ‘rides’ for kids. I hope you paid ur 50p and made the appropriate vroom vroom noises whilst rocking back and forth (waiting for the meds to kick in)...
Yes sorry I knew that it was just a throw away remark probaly in bad taste, but I did see those at the top came away very much richer. Head a company into bankrupsy and pay your self £8.7million in 4years some thing not quite right there ?
A young lad knocked on my door last Halloween and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
Paddy is doing really well on Who want's to be a millionaire. He's got £125,000 with three lifelines left. Chris says, " Ok Paddy, for £250,000 which one of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers? Was it A) Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O'Sullivan C) Ronnie Corbett D) Ronnie Wood. Take your time." Paddy says, " I'll take the money Chris." Chris replies, " Are you sure Paddy, you've still got three lifelines left?" Paddy says, " I'm sure Chris, I'll take the money." Chris replies, " Ok audience, give Paddy a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer?" Paddy says, " I already know the answer Chris." Chris replies, " You know the answer? You just turned down a quarter of a Million quid, are you mad, are you mental?" Paddy says, "I may be mental Chris, but I'm no grass!"
What do the McCanns and Thomas Cook have in common ? They'll take you on holiday, but your not guaranteed to get home !!!
Sigh. What else is new with those at the top coming out richer when the company fails? I'd be happy to go run a company I know nothing about for a few years, run it into the ground, then walk away with a multi-million dollar golden parachute deal. Although I really wouldn't do that because it would leave all the worker bees with squadoosh. It is truly unbelievable, however, how frequently just this sort of thing happens--in the U.S. at least. And I suspect worldwide.
Today in Tesco I was behind an old girl at the check out, her bill came to £54.36 she counted her money and only had £49, I thought she's probably someone's grandmother, and I would like to think someone would have helped my grandmother ......... in no time I'd got all her items back on the shelves.
