This made me laugh

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  1. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    This is awesome, Vulpes. I LOOOOVE Swearingen! "But not lemons." Perfect. :joy::joy::joy:
     
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  4. Sandi T

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    Hmmm, the only girl I see in this photo is NOT playing on the pipe. ;)

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    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
    The little girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
    The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
    'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
    'Thanks,' the girl replied.
    The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
    'Little fireman,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
    The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right but then I wouldn't have a siren.
     
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    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
    The first woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
    so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'No,'
    so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear, ‘Have
    you ever been f_ _ _ _d?' The fellow looked up in amazement and a smile on his
    face and said, 'No.'
    She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.”
     
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