BBC News - Claverham 'gimp suit' man terrifies woman in village https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140 Is that a Speedmaster in the background
A policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whos car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine
Two things, one, where did you find the policeman to stop the car, and two, how long has the miner been here on holiday.