MP Lucy Powell calls on hospitals to stop sourcing food from outside suppliers after listeria outbreak kills five patients. Killing patients is the hospital's job.
I said to this Chinese guy in the bar last night, "Do you know how to do all that fighting stuff like Kung Fu, Karate or Jiu Jitsu?" "What the fuck are you asking me that for? Is it because I'm Chinese?!" He asked. "No", I said. "It's because you're drinking my fucking pint!"
I posted a great time travel joke last night, but it was deleted by one of the mods! He said it was a duplicate of the one posted next week, so apologies to the ‘original’ poster, one Eloi Morlock...I don’t know if that is his/her real name or their posting name. Is the mod just trying to wind me up ?
I just found out that Boddington breweries are now producing beer in tablet form! Wow! That'll be a bitter pill to swallow....
