SOME VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it! 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. 4 - Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care 5 - Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. 6 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let it in. 7 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... It's called a Wedding cake Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and, to the select few women who don't own a gun INCOMING......
Definition of brave. Man comes home from the pub drunk, smelling of perfume with lipstick all over his face and says “you’re next fatty”.
