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    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee was absent without giving any prior notice. Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whispered, "Hello."

    "Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

    "Yes," whispered the little voice.

    "May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

    "Yes."

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"

    "Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

    "No, he's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    "Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the neighbours," came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive."

    Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter

    Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
     
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    TIP no 3

    Never let school get in the way of your Education.
     
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    Kissed the girls and made them cry
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