Well it made me "tear up" not necessarily laugh, heard about the "Young Scottish Lad" who lost his WEDDING TACKLE due to his dog attacking his groin and Bitting said bits right off and swallowing them all ! He was found by Ambulance paramedics in a pool of his own blood in critical condition and the Kicker is it was his own pooch A Pit Bull ! They can't do surgery to replace said bit's as the dog has eaten the lot in Scotland or the UK somewhere , swmbo saw this bit of trivial news and passed it on, great way to wake up on a Saturday morning .... Not !