A sweet old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He eats a few and asks her why she isn’t having any herself. "Oh they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.” "Why did you buy them all then?" wonders the driver. “You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!"
https://www.speedcafe.com/2017/04/03/video-police-chariots/ dilligaf tez you guys are more than 1/2 way there.
Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window... Bloody toot and car moon!
The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers. One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. There was much laughter and screaming, apart from, that is, little Gavin. “Gavin, why do yo...u look so sad?” asked the teacher. Gavin slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar”. The other children remained silent, as Gavin continued: “Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.” There were gasps around the classroom. The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. She then walked up to little Gavin, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Gavin?” “No, not at all, Miss. He really plays rugby for Wales, but I was too embarrassed to say”
