I'm willing to show you one of my girlfriend, but the Geneva Convention won't allow me as it would make me accountable to lawsuits for crimes against humanity.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? "Well," he said, "we fill up a bath, then offer a spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bath." "I understand," he replied. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon and the teacup." "No," replied the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
An old man walked into a barber's shop for a shave and a haircut. He told the barber he couldn't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks were wrinkled from age. The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told the old man to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he'd finished, the old man told the barber it was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, "You'd just have to bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
Wayne, Wayne, where for art though, Wayne ???? Come on Wayne, you are being replaced by the king of copy and paste !!!
