A Roundabout and a Highway sitting in a pub. The Roundabout says to the Highway, Oh No, Don't look now, but guess whos just walked in.....His a right nutter. His a cyclepath
That reminded me of ..... http://metro.co.uk/2007/04/26/dog-owners-fleeced-in-poodle-scam-306046/ I so wish it were true.