A Cambodian fell into a pit of crocodiles ................ he eat three before they could get him out !
Sick to death of the wife moaning, looking through the window "oh its so cold and been raining for hours now"! If she keeps on I will have to let her in.
What do you call an artist with more than one toilet? Toulouse Latrec What's that go to do with vegetables? It's an arty joke. I'll get me coat.
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac...? lay awake all night pondering the excistance of dog.
Paddy gets a job as a lumberjack, and, has to fell 100 trees a day. 1st day he does 98 . 2nd day 99, the foreman gives him 1 more chance, "here Paddy let me check your saw," he starts it up bbbrrrummm brrrrrrummmm "WHAT THE F@#KS THAT" says Paddy!
Paddy takes his new bath back to the shop, " this bath is letting water out" shop keeper says "did you buy a plug" paddy replays " no , you never told me it was electric
A brunette is walking along a river bank, when she spots a blonde on the other side. "how do I get to the other side?" she shouts over. The blonde looks up and down the river and shouts back, "you're already on the other side!"
