This made me laugh

You might be, but we're more Proud and smug.

 

Yeah, let's change the subject, even tho this years isn't over yet???

Not going to work. Do the numbers 2, 5, 1 & 3 mean my thing to you

 

I am looking at the weather. A YELLOW SNOW WARNING.........................

now that's Pish

 

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal
Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
'English Weather'

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:

'Muslim Weather'

( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )

 

I'm feckin Amber
That's real pish

 

So those on a red warning of snow better go see the doctor!

 

Starting ??

 

A double whammy

 

I think I'll change the Ferrari for something a bit slower!

 

And we won in the cricket now thats a proper sport...

 

No cricket is a pastime. Rounders is a sport.

 

French cricket anyone
Think the idea is to declare First to win

 

Just be careful not to mix your hair gel container up with the builders expanding foam !!!

 

good to know