This made me laugh

Phamily photo

 

Brilliant. That brought a smile to my ugly mug.

 

Interesting - that's one of my photo's from 2019, from a trip Down Under.


Here's another one:

 

I've decided to try this, but in an abbreviated version. I'm only going to do the 4th, 7th, 11th, 14th, 18th, 21st and 28th.

 

I heard of this place called Hole Foods. Continuing with my journey toward a better, overall healthy lifestyle, I've decided to start shopping there.



Oh! it's Whole Foods. Never mind.

 

An avid golfer meets a very attractive lady golfer, tall and beautiful, on the course. They hit it off and soon are regularly golfing together. There's mutual attraction there and their love of the game only brings them closer together. On top of her looks and the great sex, she's an amazing golfer and very competitive. She rarely loses to him. He thinks he's found the perfect match and asks her to marry him. She accepts. After a few years of seemingly wedded bliss and lots of golf, he notes that she has many sleepless nights. He asks her repeatedly if something is bothering her. Finally, she confesses. Through tears she admits to him that she's not what she seems. She tells him that few years before they met, she transitioned from a man to a woman. He is stunned. He angrily asks, "How could do this to me?" "How could you be so deceitful?" She stammers that she truly felt and feels that she was a woman trapped in a man's body. She professes her love for him and begs for forgiveness. He says to her, "It's not about transitioning. I can forgive that. But there's one thing that's unforgivable." "What is it?" She asks. He answers,
"All these years beating me at golf you've been hitting off the red tees."

 

For the non golfers,
Red tees, also referred to as ladies tees, are closest to the hole. They are primarily used by female golfers or players who cannot drive the ball more than 150 yards.

 

Personally, I've always considered golf courses and cemeteries a waste of valuable real estate.