This made me laugh

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    For my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit................
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information..............
    I'm doing it as a public service .......
     
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    Well, W. C. Fields said "I never drink water. Fish fuck in it."
     
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    I don't think he even knows the kid is there. I think the kid was standing against a wall and the big dude backed into him.
     
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    You couldn't make this up. This is why we're forced to pay £101 a year to ride on roads with this level of repair. Why couldn't they fill the other two in. I guess they're not dangerous enough yet. Bloody ridiculous . IMG_20230402_153109.jpg
     
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    OLD addage, what was I doing, yes posting :p

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