Totally agree. My grandfather in WW1 and my uncle (his son) in WW2. The whole world has gone mad. Glad I'm an old boy.
"How on Earth would I play dead if I needed to? " Asked my wife. "Easy, " I replied, "pretend we're having sex. "
Guy in the next stall: "Hey, can you spare some toilet paper? I didn't realize there was none in this stall." Me: "Uh, looks like there's only enough here for me. Sorry." Guy in the next stall: "C'mon, can't you spare just a couple sheets?" Me: "No. Sorry." Guy in the next stall: "Do you have five ones for a five-dollar bill?"