This made me laugh

I had a telephone conversation with the spiritual leader of Tibet the other day and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I'd phoned dial a Llama.

 

Apparently the Pope is very fond of cats. In fact I read somewhere that he's a cataholic.

 

Used to "buzz the surfers" {or chase the dirt bikes} in a Citabria or Aerobat. Once, we got back from a jaunt to the desert, fueled & parked the plane. Walking away, a mechanic mentioned the weeds in the engine cowling.
Another time a police chopper was waiting at the rental facility, with some interesting points "where & how" to fly...

 

This one must be from Australia .. non ?

 

Hollywood female writers writing male Characters:

Male 1: Duuh, I am so stupid and useless I need a 'strong female character' to do everything for me.
Male 2: I'm a completely obnoxious dick who is an a**ehole to everybody.
Male 3: there is no other type.

 

Behold, The world's biggest fence post.

 

Jeezus mate .. that caught me out !! Plumbing the depths a little ?

 

I'm not sure if that's a real balloon or if it's just been "photoshopped".

 

Yes .. definitely a deep, dark, secret we'll leave well alone, methinks !

 

100% 'shopped no question