This made me laugh

Should have gone to.........................Vision Express!

 

Aaah! That’s why it’s in black and white

 

So why do they want the other 3 out of 4 husbands to join in on this campaign??

 

As a retired trucker I know exactly what you mean, Jez. They can be useful tools in certain circumstances but I had many more years without one in my cab than I ever did with one.

 

From the Tuono group I'm in!!!

 

Keep yer knickers on!!! Just a Facebook page.

As I often tell the missus, I would never cheat on her, am too feckin lazy and crap at lying

So I'll stay faithful to you lot, you think I could find anyone as 'special' as you

 

' "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" 'Hamlet - Wullie Shakespeare


Don't believe his tough exterior, he's bombarding me with tear stained messages asking me not to leave, and telling me how it wouldn't be the same !!!!!! 5 already this morning !!!!!

 

'1-4 for a coffee'
'Whats your handle?' (I was Ben Trueman btw)
'Eye balled ya going down the super slab!'
'You got boots on?, you're bleedin' all over me'
'cant hear you much, you're in the back of the box mate!'
'What twig you got?'
Etc, etc, etc.
Oh what fun we had on those cold, lonely 80's evenings!
Its so bad now you don't even need a licence, I'm a bit surprized you got any one on it mate!
Over this way we have these newfangled things called 'Mobile phones', not the same though.

 

CB home of the IQ0 and drug dealer
So which one is you DD