Why are all the roads in France lined with trees? Because the Germans like to march in the shade. Bad taste........ I know!
I found this on a fb page and thought ......what about A Triumph rider? I thought of you lot and......i gave up I will leave it to you to answer HERE IT IS What ladies need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend. Kawasaki rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed Honda rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider Suzuki rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has ran out of Pringles Ride safe ladies. Triumph rider..........
