An American from Arkansas and a Brit, fighting for Ukraine, are captured by the Russians. The Russian commander decides the two will be executed by firing squad. He asks the American if they have any last requests. The Arkansas lad says "Well, yes I do. I'd like to hear "Achey Breaky Heart" one more time." The Russian commander gets his phone out, pulls up a music app and says "Da! We can do that for you." He then asks the Brit "And your last request?" The Brit answers "Shoot me first."
