This made me laugh

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Something similar actually happened to a woman I know. She is the wife of a buddy. She had hair down to her fanny (apologies to ZZ Top). She was using a handheld, gas leaf blower. Her hair got sucked into the intake, instantly wound her hair up in the works until it reached her head and knocked her unconscious! They recovered a tidy sum in a settlement with the manufacturer of the leaf blower.

 

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Whoah Black Betty …………

 

My mate Dave's always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn't seem like he's got a care in the world.
"Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?" I asked him.
"I've hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me," he replied. "Only costs me a grand a week."
"A grand a week? How the hell are you going to afford that?" I asked.
"Fuck knows. That's his problem."

 

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