This made me laugh

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  1. Fork Lock

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    So, this grizzled, old cowboy walks into the barber shop for a shave. But he's worried that all the wrinkles on his face from years out in the sun and weather will prevent him from getting a nice, close shave. The barber tells him not to worry. The barber takes a wooden ball, just a little smaller than a billiard ball, off of a shelf. He tells the cowboy to put the ball inside cheek that's being shaved to smooth out the wrinkles. Sure enough, he gets a nice close shave. The cowboy asks "What if swallowed the wooden ball?" The barber says, "Don't worry, you'll pass it in a day or two. Just bring it back like everyone else does."
     
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    #30466 Cyborgbot, Oct 14, 2021
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    Nature’s answer to cats, squirrels and magpies.
     
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    Smart dog. Not sure about the owner
     
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  16. Cyborgbot

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    #30476 Cyborgbot, Oct 14, 2021
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    I wouldn’t have.

    The person beneath me would have some sore fingers and headache from me kicking down on the hands and face.

    Me and the lass would have survived.

    Edit: Being frank, I can’t imagine a scenario where being caught dangling on a rope swing from a helicopter would ever happen. I think all of those idiots deserve to die.

    Ooh - I’m harsh but honest.
     
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    I agree that it's an unlikely scenario: just an excuse for a parable about karma. Anyone who voluntarily dangles from a helicopter can't be the full shilling.
     
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  18. Fork Lock

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    Saber tooth sparrow?
     
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer - and a mop.
     
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