3 hours I'd been lying on my stomach on a trolley in the corridor of Sunderland's A&E department When a bloke in a wheelchair looking the worse for wear was wheeled alongside me. After a few minutes he said " Hi, broke my ankle what you here for?" "camera up my arse" I replied indignantly, "Oh, that's nothing to worry about, I had a colonoscopy last year, its quick n simple" "I think you've miss understood" I replied "the wife caught me taking pictures of the woman over the road"
Got my other half a new upright fridge-freezer for Christmas last year. I wasn't sure if she'd like it but when she opened the door her face lit up. I'll get my coat.
