I'm glad you posted this in the This Made Me Laugh thread, @Iron, or I might have taken you seriously for a moment there.You ARE joking, right???!!!
Outside again today in the hot sun (about 25 degrees), painting a shed. Really looking forward to some clouds and a shower or two.
I think I detect a general lack of sympathy. I expect there was a moment when he began to regret his choice of career...
I hope he was one of those idiots that thinks wearing his pants half off his ass is cool. I’ll bet he cranks that belt above his waist now
Seals are indeed very important: one of the Lord Chancellor's titles is Keeper of the Great Seal. I don't know whether he is expected to feed it himself.