This made me laugh

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Coffee?

 

With apologies to @Hubaxe

 

Hubaxe is an honorary English (British) man. He might not like it, and probably won’t. He will probably squeal like a Greek asked to pay his taxes, toot his horn in fury like an Italian, or complain at everything (of his own doing) like a Frenchman. But in his heart he has the truly warped sense of humour of a Brit (honorary).

That is what is important.

 

It's freezing around these parts.
Told the wife I was going ice fishing.
She said I should wait till it gets a little warmer.

 

Female logic