This made me laugh

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  1. Vulpes

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    I know the feeling!
     
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    Not THAT awesome. It needs triangulating or it will swing!!
     
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    Larger families will need the Big Block version.
     
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    Dont drink and drive
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    Assuming the ties are at an appropriate tension (being chains, that should be easy) then the structure should be stable enough... I do fancy making one now
     
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    "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
     
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    If only I could give more, for that one. Just BRILLIANT !!!!!
     
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    I've a feeling this has been posted before but I couldn't resist it.

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    He’s setting off early!

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    "Chris, CHRIS, You're going the wrong way! That's the road to Hull!"
     
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    If you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ...

    Chris Rea's car failed its MOT!!
     
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