I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy, I explained the problem. ’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s one of the old engines, it’s the two litre.’
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" " Not exactly answered the doctor......... "She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!!.
Erm what’s going on I was bored earlier on and was looking at the first few pages of this made me laugh and recognise these posts from years ago Are you bored as well
