This made me laugh

A government survey reveals the prime minister is doing the work of two men.

Laurel and Hardy.

 

No need to look it up mate, we've all been there haven't we
Just be very aware of the hankerchief code

 

Any chance to take the piss out of Mr Johnson and I'll be there - it's not hard to predict!

 

Haha, not alienated at all mate
Couldn't give a rats what's posted, was just trying to get the thread back on course so I might move the edges of my mouth upwards............but only very slightly and only for a split second

 

So long as this picture doesn't show up in the Babes & Bike thread.

 

I hope no animals were harmed either...

 

I wish I hadn't started this sheepshagging theme now: it's really getting out of hand. Do they have sheep in Northamptonshire, does anybody know?

 

Apparently they do and the rams have 9 inch willys according to @Dozers Dad, the question though is how does he know? and is this the Notfolk link? Or perhaps Welsh heritage?

 

He certainly seems to know a lot about it.....

 

I know - it could happen to anybody.

 

Spotted in Northampton today, that MX-5 does look quite small !!!

 

You're a very brave man Steve I hope she doesn't have your log on details

 

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Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences.’ I think, ‘Oh my God, me neither!”

 

A similar government survey in the U.S. reveals the president is doing the work of three men.

Larry, Moe, and Curly

 

Women in a relationship are like an old dresser.

The top drawer won't shut and the bottom one doesn't open.

 

I heard a rumour that Cadburys are bringing out an oriental chocolate bar... but it might be Chinese Wispa’s.