Rusty Ryan- I don’t think you’ll be upset, just one of his many great lines! Ps- Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish. But, I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. - Sincerely, Spoon.
The newly-wed couple were getting ready for bed, when the bride said hesitantly: "Darling, there's something I really should have told you earlier. Before we met, I used to be a hooker - I hope you don't mind." The groom was a bit taken aback, but after a minute or two he said: "No, not really - it could be a bit of a turn-on actually. Tell me all about it." The bride looked relieved, and began: "OK, then. Well, my name was Colin, and I played for Wigan...."
The inventor of the television remote control has died at the age of 96. Have they tried turning his batteries round and smacking him against the coffee table ?
