This made me laugh

"Paddy!" exclaims Mick. "Do you realise we spent £100 on hiring this fishing boat and we've only caught 5 fish between us? That means each fish cost us £20!" "To be sure," says Paddy. "At that price thank God we didn't catch any more!"

 

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Do the Norwegian ships have barcodes so they can Scandinavian?

 

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Ugh

 

It needs work DD I can understand the text in the speech bubble

 

TWAT BUT FUNNY

 

I might have said this before on here but when Google first came out, and for some time after, if you put in "French military victories", it used to come back with "Did you mean French military defeats" ?

 

Yes,DD, quite funny. I expect a Mr Bonaparte would have disagreed - he caused us a bit of bother at one time I believe - but nothing much since his day. Anyway, he's not a member of this forum, so I guess we won't hear from him.

 

Actually I think it might encourage the Scots to hate the English, so I think it should be removed!!

 

Nah, we love the English really. Most of them.

 

That just about sums up the media, bunch of twats

 

What owls?

 

I know, mate... they're obscured by the hooters...

 

I still cannot see any owls, lovely curves yes...