Dozerisms

As most of you are bored self isolating etc, another tread gave me the idea for this, let's have you favorite @Dozers Dad expression or 'Dozerism'.

Below is the thread that got me thinking

https://www.thetriumphforum.com/threads/why-are-bmws-called-ditch-pumps.23480/

 

Colonial Cousins is another, referring mainly to Americans, but usually accompanied by reference to them being treacherous!

 

Well that's charming! @Privateer was only saying ....

 

"Cockwomble";

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys" - apparently in DD's mind (or void) this means french people.

 

I'm amazed they still let you in ...................................;;

 

Sun reading Pleb - A term reserved for anyone with a differing stance, usually reserved for politics

 

Does that statement qualify as another Dozerism?

 

Scottish drain cleaner - DD's ref to any Whisky distilled in Scotland as opposed to Whiskey that is made in Ireland

 

One from the annals of time....
"They professionally cut their way in....."
Used when anything has clearly been bludgeoned to pieces with a 6lb sledgehammer.
And as a tribute to the great man, i shall now fuck off without trace and watch from a distance sniggering.

 

Right that's my break from w#rk done, I am off, I'll leave you with one more;

Shirt Lifter - a term of endearment I believe?

 

Well spelled Sir.

 

There's another one right there! DD loves establishing the facts ..... at least his version of them!

Right, I really am off now

 

Gonna have to add 'tongue in cheek' as DD has used it twice already in this thread .

That's it defo off now ...

 

Fudge packer, you mean?

 

Ah deflection! another one of your many skills

 

Get a guitar or a drum kit and join the band. Me and Jez already signed up

 

That’s what Jez was worried about, but that was from the guitar teacher and not his missus

 

We are getting real-time Dozerisms as this thread goes on

 

The only gigs we could get would be for an audience of deaf people, where I’m sure we’d go down a storm

 

Pah, I’m trying to be common, like you lot, to fit in here. I’m really actually very upper class (don’t you know)
I’m descended from a very long and royal line of BonnieCats