Dozerisms

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  1. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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  2. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Colonial Cousins is another, referring mainly to Americans, but usually accompanied by reference to them being treacherous!
     
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  3. Bad Billy

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    Well that's charming! @Privateer was only saying .... :rolleyes::worried:
     
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  4. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    "Cockwomble";

    "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys" - apparently in DD's mind (or void) this means french people.
     
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  5. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    I'm amazed they still let you in ...................................;;
     
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  6. Bad Billy

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    Sun reading Pleb - A term reserved for anyone with a differing stance, usually reserved for politics :p
     
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  7. Bad Billy

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    Does that statement qualify as another Dozerism? :dizzy:
     
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  8. Bad Billy

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    Scottish drain cleaner :eek: - DD's ref to any Whisky distilled in Scotland :poop: as opposed to Whiskey that is made in Ireland :heart_eyes:
     
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  9. jezzasnr

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    One from the annals of time....
    "They professionally cut their way in....."
    Used when anything has clearly been bludgeoned to pieces with a 6lb sledgehammer.
    And as a tribute to the great man, i shall now fuck off without trace and watch from a distance sniggering.
     
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  10. Bad Billy

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    Right that's my break from w#rk done, I am off, I'll leave you with one more;

    Shirt Lifter - a term of endearment I believe? :p
     
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  11. Flay

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    Well spelled Sir.
     
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  12. Bad Billy

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    There's another one right there! DD loves establishing the facts ..... at least his version of them! :p

    Right, I really am off now :cool:
     
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  13. Bad Billy

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    Gonna have to add 'tongue in cheek' as DD has used it twice already in this thread :D.

    That's it defo off now ... :p
     
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  14. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Fudge packer, you mean?
     
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  15. Bad Billy

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    Ah deflection! another one of your many skills :p:p:p
     
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  16. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    Get a guitar or a drum kit and join the band. Me and Jez already signed up
     
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  17. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    That’s what Jez was worried about, but that was from the guitar teacher and not his missus
     
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  18. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    We are getting real-time Dozerisms as this thread goes on
     
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  19. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    The only gigs we could get would be for an audience of deaf people, where I’m sure we’d go down a storm
     
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  20. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    Pah, I’m trying to be common, like you lot, to fit in here. I’m really actually very upper class (don’t you know) ;)
    I’m descended from a very long and royal line of BonnieCats
     
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