Worst Birthday Ever

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by dilligaf, May 26, 2020.

  1. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

    Dec 30, 2019
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    Happy birthday to all fellow old gits.

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  2. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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    Happy birthday, bodach!
     
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  3. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    Happy birthday all, it seems like this happens every year.

    And remember to be careful about what you wish for, cause if you wish for 2 blow jobs and get them, you may have to give one away to a mate
     
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  4. SprinterII

    SprinterII Noble Member

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    Best wishes.
     
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  5. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    Happy belated birthday mate, hope you had a good one. :heart:
     
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  6. Adie P

    Adie P Crème de la Crème

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    BELATED (but no less sincere) BIRTHDAY WISHES TO ALL OF THE BIRTHDAY BOYS OF YESTERDAY!!

    Sorry I missed the celebrations - I'm so much older so I take a LOT longer getting to the party ..... and the point! :D

    Have a great year ahead, stay well, stay safe, stay happy!

    :party::party::party: (DILLI, WESSA, SPRINTER [SLAINTE!]) :heart_eyes:
     
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  7. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Belated happy birthday Dilli :party::party::sun:
     
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  8. Dartplayer

    Dartplayer Crème de la Crème

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    Happy Birthday Wishes, Wessa, Dilli, and Don.:party::party::party:
    It me welsh mate Muzza’s birthday today, so a little late after some beavies:bomb:
     
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  9. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Belated Birthday Greetings one and all :party::zzz:
     
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  10. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    A bit late but happy birthday mate! :cool:
    (probably too pissed to notice anyway) :joy::joy:
     
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  11. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    To all the birthday boys and girls,
    I wish you the happiest of years,
    May the days be filled with jelly and ice cream,
    And the months be absent of tears!!!
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  12. Wishbone

    Wishbone First Class Member

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    I seem to miss all the good posts, maybe have too leave the first drink until the afternoon I suppose;)
    But Happy Birthday to all you youngsters:cool:
     
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  13. Réhann

    Réhann Member

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    Happy belated birthdays, gentlemen (pardon the generalisation) :party:

    You might have had quieter birthdays than usual, but be thankful you're not in South Africa... We haven't been allowed to buy booze since our lockdown 60 effing days ago.

    We prepared for that, but were under the impression that the lockdown and liquor sale ban was going to be for three weeks. Beeeeg surprise...

    We will be allowed to buy booze again from 1 June. I expect stampedes to bottle stores nationwide that would make soccer hooliganism look like a cute kindergarten tussle...

    Anyways, hope you had great birthdays! Cheers from sunny South Africa :sun:
     
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  14. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Just realised I missed @Wessa 's birthday as well, a belated happy birthday to you too Steve :party:

    Oh, just in case I forget later (Doh!) Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year :p
     
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  15. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Belated Birthday wishes Graham @dilligaf , buy you a pint next time I see you.
    Happy Birthday @Don the Don , will buy you a pint too if we ever meet.
     
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  16. joe mc donald

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    Belated Wishes Dilligaf. Sorry i missed the party.
    Joe.
     
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  17. Steve Hill

    Steve Hill Senior Member

    Dec 26, 2019
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    Sorry to be late....happy birthday Dilli
     
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  18. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Ha ha! Just realised you are older than me Dilli! :eek::eek::eek:

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  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Yeah but a damn sight slimmer :p
     
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  20. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    do you mean dimmer? :D
     
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