Why Everyone Hates The English?

A dinna ken fit athe fuss is aboot ye spik i y e wir brough up an abody ill ken fine fit ker yer sane,slang as e bid na mir twa toons ower

 

Nah, try as I might I have no clue what you're on about as that sentence just melted Google Translate!

 

I don’t try to understand them I just go to the other side of the street, it’s safer

 

English dude, English.

 

I've heard that even the Police Dogs go around in pairs, in case one of them is mugged.

 

Istreen I telt e who t Mack earsell Kent so noo am hes in up on ease an a yar Havering

 

Drugs and or alcohol was involved in the above statement. And I use "statement" in the loosest of terms. ??????

 

Yesterday I told you all, how to make yourselfs known ,so now I am easing up on you and all your nonsense

 

OE

That means no more in English than the rants in Scottish yesterday ....

 

Exactly, what I have been saying ,well done Smillin Jock.

 

Vous, les Français, vous êtes tous les mêmes et vous attisez toujours des problèmes.

 

Coats o man its only October.

 

Now even I'M not believing that that is any form of english.......

 

Beautiful! Great riding country. We have cars.........