Where’s Santa Up To Delivering Presents

Hats off to the folk at Norad. They're suffering under Trumps trumped up Federal close-down so are off pay until further notice, but are still turning up to ensure the Santa tracker is fully operational.

 

So your telling me NORAD have Santa on missile lock?

 

Kinda. After the Cold-War was 'won' what else are they going to do to justify their salaries?

 

Blimey Ron! I can't say I disagree, but I'd say leave it till the skiing season is over this year. Then after Brexit, who cares?

 

Bless them. The magic of Christmas, eh? Of course as you and I know, that sleigh and reindeer is all just a PR stunt. In truth it's all done via wormholes, and the chimney is just part of the art of distraction; while kiddies are sleepy-eyed focused on the chimneys, Santa and his helpers are creeping in through the wormholes in the wardrobes (just like in the Narnia tales).