Where’s Santa Up To Delivering Presents

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Tiglet, Dec 24, 2018.

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  1. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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  2. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    Hats off to the folk at Norad. They're suffering under Trumps trumped up Federal close-down so are off pay until further notice, but are still turning up to ensure the Santa tracker is fully operational.
     
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  3. Sprinter

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    So your telling me NORAD have Santa on missile lock?
     
  4. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    Kinda. After the Cold-War was 'won' what else are they going to do to justify their salaries?
     
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  5. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    Blimey Ron! I can't say I disagree, but I'd say leave it till the skiing season is over this year. Then after Brexit, who cares?
     
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  6. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Come on lads let’s get serious :eek:

    Since Santa started a few hours ago he’s delivered over 2,000,000,000 gifts and the reindeer are still pulling strong.
    Well that’s what my youngest grandchildren have just rung and told me :heart:
     
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  7. Rich Bryce

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    Bless them. The magic of Christmas, eh? Of course as you and I know, that sleigh and reindeer is all just a PR stunt. In truth it's all done via wormholes, and the chimney is just part of the art of distraction; while kiddies are sleepy-eyed focused on the chimneys, Santa and his helpers are creeping in through the wormholes in the wardrobes (just like in the Narnia tales).
     
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