A bee got me in the neck at 65 mph butt first got home its butt was still pushing venom into my neck!!
This is obvious. To get ride of a fly, you put a spider in your helmet. If then you decide you don’t wish to have the spider because it might jiggle and tickle, simply pop a little bird in there! Birds shit a lot so have a cat, then dog and a goat on standby... Simple but effective... Cyborgbot takes a bow and drops the mic... Edit: May I add that the arse/fly picture has left me gagging. As Kylie might say “I can’t get it out of my head”!
Don’t you just love Argos. Full of useful everyday items and jewellery even Ratners wouldn’t stock for being too eh, tasteful... The Commercial Buying Team struck motherlode with this gem. Must be ‘flying’ off the shelves...
I am buying one, not to keep the flies off (although an added bonus), I shall be sitting in the 30 deg sun under that wrapped in shrink wrap to see if I can lose any feckin weight!
Just to top trump you https://me.me/i/this-toilet-can-fit...the-portable-e5625b85888e46479ae0adc1b8780faf
