Views On Different Triumph Forums

What Dilli actually means is that various court orders prevent him from accessing many, many places on the web thingy bob, some of these site are forums, not sure about the one called 'back door bitches' though

 

I've been sat here with me tin hat on waiting for the wrath of DD, I could be lucky he might be in a Bushmills induced sleep!

 

No nursie will be giving him his MEDS this time of day!
Then back to the padded room for an OAP nap!

 

Welcome back, you sobered up then?

 

Ok ... here goes Panto Season .... Oh no we're not! and by the way how many pair of corduroy slacks do you actually own DD?

 

You fool........ nurse this inmate needs double meds and a double session in the padded room

 

I think he has several pairs in "salmon pink"

 

Mustard yellow I think!

 

Saves on incontinence pants....................... nurse!

 

Some are masters at speaking a load over old tosh, no names but the letters DD springs to mind

 

I thought corduroy trousers were incontinence pants!

 

Fashion tip:
Don't ever wear corduroy trousers with anything!

 

Yes they are but they are the brown ones!

 

Hardy reports to Nelson that "four French frigates have been spotted off the port side".
Nelson requests that his red jacket is brought for him so that "if he is wounded the blood won't show and the men won't lose heart".
"Sorry sir, make that 44 French frigates!"
"Hardy, fetch my brown corduroy trousers immediatly!"

 

And a pipe
Tucker

 

Maybe not today ?