So I'm at the local triumph dealer (bikersedge) who is advertising clearance of triumph inventory at cost, trying to find out if they have booted triumph. No one talking. Next nearest dealer 180 miles away. Anyhow seen one of these @Dozers Dad waiting to get service. kinda like asbo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campagna_T-Rex
Maybe buy one as an investment, you may end up with the only one actually sold, the rest will be destroyed.