This made me laugh

Due to the shortage of sanitizing hand gel in the shops I decided to make my own. I thought I will use the main 2 ingredients mixed together that are responsible for 90% of all human life on this planet .

Alcohol and spunk.

 

Boris Johnson says the Army may be deployed to mitigate the spread of Coronavirus.

Shave off! Marksmanship standards must have improved since I was in.

 

It has gone very quiet DD.....

 

Yup. That's why I was looking for the popcorn Can always live in hope, find entertainment where ye can!

 

No apology required mate....

 

My mates wife has great critical thinking skills.

She thinks everything he does warrants criticism.

 

There's waaay to much nambypambyness these days.

My dad used to say,

"Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

But yours is ridiculous."

 

Oh, no! This was great, been laughing my arse off since it started. By the way, agree completely with DD!

 

Don't stare at hers tits, don't stare at her tits......

 

Got a headache now, should I agree or disagree?
I agree there's waaay to much nambypambyness these days.
Or do I disagree your opinion is ridiculous.

 

Ohh I feel a disagree emoji challenge coming on. Unless you disagree of course

 

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The best internet advice is not to feed the trolls. Not having shares in a popcorn company, I don't intend to engage in a debate on this. There are enough wind-up merchants on here to keep it going for months! All I will say is that we all have our own political views, and are all entitled to them. If you want to push a particular political agenda under the guise of humour, you are entitled to do so. Nobody is trying to stop you. Equally, I and anyone else is entitled to disagree without being abused.
You don't need to hold a particular package of views to be a proper biker. In 53 years of biking, I have known bikers of left, right and centre viewpoints, but all united at least by our love of bikes.
Frankly, I find Dozer's Dad's abusive rant quite astonishing, and totally out of order. He's not a snowflake: he's a one-man blizzard.

 

The only other duck rolls I could find were from pekin....

 

He's got away with much worse recently