This made me laugh

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  1. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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    #18481 Vulpes, Mar 4, 2020
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    #18482 Callumity, Mar 4, 2020
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    So it turns out DD is a SNOWFLAKE who can’t handle dissent. I knew it!

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    Drama Queen? That hurt....... I think?! :joy:

    I want my Drama Queen rating back!! :eyes:
     
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  4. David Cooper

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    I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of coronavirus?”
    She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
    I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here!"
     
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  7. Callumity

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    And that is my good natured point. I don’t favour group think but I do enjoy a steady supply of Aunt Sallys to knock down and occasionally scar my knowledge in the process.
     
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    Department of highways budget cuts!!

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    When you going!;)
     
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  17. DanielB

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    So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
    “What gets rid of coronavirus?”
    She said "ammonia cleaner."
    I said "oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
     
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  18. Big Sandy

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    The agree and disagree buttons are side by side... I think I maybe hit the disagree button now and again. But then, after years of using my hands as welding pliers, spanners and for hammer target practice, they don't play well with ickle teensy weensy buttons. Das my excuse anyways.

    Now, Where's the popcorn?
     
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  19. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    I don't understand what all this fuss is suddenly about for washing your hands, as my manager in Dominos always used to say, "When the dirt gets thick enough it'll fall off of its own accord!"
     
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  20. Big Sandy

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    In shock news, Love Island pair Curtis and Maura reveal that they faked love for 3 months to cling on to fame.

    Try 27 freaking years, said an anonymous This Morning presenter.
     
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