I agree except in our house the spousal roles are switched when it comes to the bike parts deliveries.
To be fair, the rest of her clothes look a tad tatty... I’m guessing the slot machine she’s playing doesn’t pay out much?
I popped round to see a mate last night, walked in and a dog ran up to greet me "oh, you've got a new dog" I said, he replied that him and his wife had collected him from the dog rescue a few days earlier, "he can do Morse code" said my mate, "don't talk rubbish" I said, to which he says "watch this", he showed me to the lounge where on a low table sat a Morse code machine, he promoted the dog to use the machine and with it's paw the dog began, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dash, dot, dot dot, I said how amazing and asked my mate what the dog had said " woof, woof, he said,
