LOVED this one, Big Sandy! I laughed so hard I really did have those emoji tears running down my face. I particularly loved "Pelvis....Second cousin to Elvis" for some strange reason. Not sure why. Maybe it's the single malt on the side table next to me?
Cheers Crispey, Full monty for me!!! https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/full-monty-tank-driving-experience/
Bet he wishes she could. Reckon he could catch a real cold over his association with his best mate....
My mate rang me last night sobbing his heart out. I asked what was wrong ,apparently his wife had left him and taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Poor bloke I thought ......... no woman, no sky!