This made me laugh

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  1. Bad Billy

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  2. David Cooper

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    #15542 David Cooper, Nov 5, 2019
    Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
    some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice
    anything different about me?"
    Margaret, age 75, looked him over. "Nope."
    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
    into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
    different NOW?"
    Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
    It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
    down again tomorrow."
    Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
    "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
    "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
    Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert!
    Shoulda bought a hat.
     
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  3. David Cooper

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  6. Cyborgbot

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    #15546 Cyborgbot, Nov 5, 2019
    Sorry Chuck but you were for once out done!

    It wasn’t me that said that - it was DD. He lives at Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx in a town called xxxxxxxxxxxx.

    I didn’t say or think that.

    I was just a snitch.
     
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    #15547 Cyborgbot, Nov 5, 2019
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    I know it was VH that posted it but am happy to land DD in it for an impromptu visit from Chuck. :joy:
     
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    #15549 Vulpes, Nov 6, 2019
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  11. Adie P

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    #15551 Adie P, Nov 6, 2019
    Sorry DD but I'll have to pick that nit ......

    That clip is from the film "Enter The Dragon" and Lee's bearded opponent isn't Chuck Norris - it's Robert Wall - former Norris student. Allegedly, much of the fight scene, although staged, was real enough - especially where O'Hara is kicked backwards by Lee.

    Chuck Norris did appear in the Bruce Lee movie "Way of the Dragon" and they fought in a scene meant to look the Colosseum in Rome. Chuck's character didn't get up from that one!
     
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    #15552 Cyborgbot, Nov 6, 2019
    Put it somewhere visible - like on you front room windowsill facing into your room. It will be certain to draw attention from those passing you house - particularly at night with a candle lighting it up...
     
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    #15553 Adie P, Nov 6, 2019
    Ah, of course - it was funny. I just didn't want you to think that it was Chuck getting his arse kicked by THE MAN! :p:heart:
     
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