This made me laugh

Today at 4:54 AM
Big Sandy said:
The major one being, of course, that nobody likes a narcissist!

Well, not nobody likes a narcissist. Narcissists really like themselves.

Uh oh, I used a double negative there. Here come the grammar police!

 

I think maybe Timmy could just be very, very (very!) serious about those cyclists riding single file, crispey.

 

Duck aren't ewe also a local now? Or my bahd. Hmm did you move there because your on the lamb? Mutton matter with that. Just pulling the wool over your eyes.

 

Ouch.

 

Aww, sorry, Duck. I guess I'm so used to seeing people staring at their phones while driving their cars on the roads around where I live that I made an erroneous assumption. I had a volleyball coach years ago who was fond of say, "'Assume' makes an ass out of u and me". Made me nuts then but comes in handy now and again now. Sorry for my lack of faith!

 

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A Highway Agency warning said, "Anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bags, extra clothing,including a scarf, hat, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer,rock salt, torch, tow rope, fuel can, first aid kit, and jump leads"
I looked a right nutter on the bus this morning!!

 

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Day 4. They suspect nothing.

 

I’ll get my coat....