This made me laugh

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  1. steve lovatt

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    Nothing wrong with the pointing on that brickwork, but that block on top looks suss, and if they don't get rid of the ivy, it will damage the masonry.
     
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    This bloke walked into an outback pub in Australia, with a six meter saltwater crocodile on the end of a rope.

    The barman said,” are you fucking crazy? The animal will eat all my customers”

    The customers said,” Hey get that fucking animal out of here. It will eat us all”

    No , no”. Said the bloke,” this animal is completely tame, here let me show you.

    He reached behind the bar and grabbed a broomstick.

    He then smacked the croc several times, really hard, across the back.

    The croc opened his mouth, wide, and remained in that position.

    The bloke undid his fly, took his dick out and put it into the crocodiles mouth.

    The animal remained stock still, mouth wide open.

    “See,” said the man,” I told you he is completely tame. Would anyone else like a go”?

    An old girl at the back of the pub put her hand up, saying,” Yeah mate I’ll have a go. But don’t hit me too hard with the stick”
     
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